Aloha January, Aloha February!

We bid farewell to January and tomorrow we bid hello to the balmy sand and surf in bitter February.

Amazing Amy!

Amy went out in style yesterday, performing in the 2013 Pro Bowl. She was out on the point during the pregame concert...who else would you have out in front? China is next for our bodacious MDC. God Speed Amy!

Go Amy!

Yet another gratuitous pic of Amy in Hawaii!

The 2013 Pro Bowl

I have a reason to watch the Pro Bowl this year! Go Amy!

Amy is #1!

Amy's accolade laced year is winding down in Hawaii, but that's not stopping her from having a FINtastic time. Nope, she's clearly head and shoulders above the other heroines performing in the Pro Bowl.

Stretch!

Even a superheroine isn't immune to incurring embarrassing injuries on the battlefield. As a superheroine sidekick extraordinaire it's your job to make sure she's properly stretched before a known engagement. Valentine's Day is less than three weeks away, she needs to be in tip top shape when the Rose Bandit strikes!

Here our Amy shows proper form while stretching on the beaches of tropical Hawaii! The boys in the background are for another story for another time.

Tuxedo

I was going to post about Amy taking over Hawaii, but something wonderful happened today. My faithful canine pal made the Daily Puppy! In an ironic twist of fate, it is also my nephew's birthday; he's going to the Heat game tonight...I hope he gets me Ashley Z's autograph. Back to Tux, he is the ultimate chick magnet for you superheroine sidekick extraodinaires in the making, when in doubt...get a dog! His girlfriends were cooing over him all night. Tomorrow more Amy, but tonight it's my doggie! Pic was taken in Palm Springs North (Northwest Miami-Dade) after an impromptu vain attempt at making some new duck friends.

Miami Withdrawals

The season ended weeks ago, I'm now going through major withdrawals of not seeing Amy and the girls. Since it's cold in most of the States I think I can kill two birds with one stone. Here's Lauren J!

Pic from Jackson 1245 flickr

90,000+ Views!

To celebrate I invited Marlana, Cynthia, and Nikkie from Tampa. Pic is from Jackson 1245 flickr account. Yeah, he's good, he even got their backsides.

She's not Real Sparky!

You know the girl that added you last night on your favorite social media site? Yes, the one wearing the skimpy dental floss bikini. Or was she wearing the perfect sinful club hopping dress, toasting you with a shot of booze in her hand? That’s the one. One problem however, she ain’t real Sparky.

Oh, the girl in the photos is real alright, but the profile is unadulterated bogus humbug. You gotta ask yourself Sparky, “Why would a woman that could give Miss Alabama 2012 a run for her money add you?” In the real world it’s the other way around, people flock to her.

Bogus profiles have been around since the dawn of the internet. Myspace was the place where it gained momentum like a semi diesel truck hauling dynamite going downhill without brakes. It started off ‘harmless’, it was a way to hack so one guy in Colorado could spam the entire community about getting free ringtones. Then it evolved into the more dangerous ‘free’ webcam scams. You had to supply a credit card number to prove you were over 18, ha! Sadly there are saps born every minute, people fell for it and lost $$$.

One of my favorite waitresses of all-time had a fake profile of her made, several actually. She's a doppelganger for a former Playboy Bunny centerfold, only she was natural. That means she’s 100% silicon free for those of you reading in St. Lucie County, Florida. She didn’t have to go looking for friends, they came to her. Thankfully the website didn’t exercise the Myspace extermination policy by deleting both the psuedo and hers after she complained…repeatedly.

Sad, but it gets worse for you Sparky. You are a superheroine sidekick extraordinaire in the making; you are a prime target for some evil men. The Taliban and al-Qaeda are using bogus social media profiles for intelligence, so keep your big fat mouth shut about what you do for a living or what you do on your free time.

So in ending, it would probably be best for you not to have a social media profile. If you feel the need to create one, use a secondary email account; if it gets hacked, no vital information is compromised. Lastly, you’ll have to go looking for Miss Alabama 2012 and send a friend request, but she already has a sidekick there Sparky.

Cheers!

Doesn't matter what the holiday, I always find the best pic afterwards. New Years Day 2013 is no exception.

http://franchesco.deviantart.com/

Superheroine of the Year Nominees!

Top row: Kylee, Brianne, Amy

Bottom row: Rebecca, Sam, Ashely Z

Who will win? You'll soon find out at the first ever Wolf Woof's Blogger Awards!

Happy New Year!

Happy 2013 to all my readers. I hope you all didn't drink too much. I didn't drink an ounce of booze, yet I awoke with my first engagement of the Villainess's nefarious Headache Projector. Other than that, I'm peachy! In other news, I plan to host my first ever Blogger 'Award' show this month. So if you have any favorite Wolf's Woof Blogger moments...feel free to comment or contact me. Again, Happy New Year!