Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Remember to kiss the Blarney!

Tomb Raider #28

Tomb Raider #28

Tomb Raider #26-28

I was intrigued by the cover of TR #26 a few years back at a local comic store, I didn't care much for the art and stopped reading TR until around issue #39...mistake. They changed artists for #28 and Lara was never sexier. If they had found a decent artist for the three issue arc story I might've had quite a few sleepless nights in Miami.

#28 had a decent artists compared to #26 and #27, but Lara deserved so much better for all three issues. I hope someday maybe some other talented lesser known artist attempt to redraw it like someone did an old issue of the JLI.

Here's the first of the TR #28 scans. Enjoy!

Wonder Woman #11

A few months back I stumbled upon a little teenage girls rant about Wonder Woman being portrayed as a T&A heroine. Wonder Woman in her mind was a Heroine and deserved to be treated as much.

My 360 and Myspace readers know that I started a week's worth of old Wonder Woman covers that contained much sexual innuendo; today's entry features the same, it's from Wonder Woman 11.

Wonder what comes to your mind when you see this?

Ryan Wolf Reviews...

Wonder Woman and I watched Scooby Doo and the Goblin King a few nights ago after a long tedious day of fighting nefarious villains and sorts. We smiled as we plopped down on the comforting couch and readied ourselves for a momentary getaway; it didn’t take long for us to realize that the movie lacked the charm of the original series. It played out as a Crappy, er Scrappy Doo episode; no mystery to solve, just silliness and camp, much like the Crappy, er, Scrappy Doo era. However, on the plus side I can say that Daphne was never curvier.

The story took place on Halloween night and Scooby and Shaggy must’ve gotten a long hair up their butts; they were totally out of character in the opening scenes. The two chow hounds just had to expose a magician as a fake…DUH! The gang was kicked out of the Coolsville carnival and the story pretty much became a Scooby and Shaggy story; Freddy, Daphne, and Velma were hardly around, much like the Crappy, uh, Scrappy Doo era.

It almost seemed that Diana and I turned around at the same time and said flatly, “I’ve seen better,” as Scooby and Shaggy ventured into the Spirit world.

I did manage to guess that the black cat would turn out to be the smexy witch, BUT, I didn’t know that she would have BLUE hair!!! A sarcastic Wonder Woman pointed to the screen, “Look Ryan-kun, it’s Blue-chan!” I looked at her out of the corner of my eye as Wonder Woman continued her verbal attack, “Too bad your new Dell computer can’t take vidcaps of this. I’m sure you’d love to snap off a few of the blue haired witch.”

Lauren Bacall’s witch let Shaggy and Scooby use her broom, the fat witch gave them a potion to use for later which led to a really creepy scary scene towards the end; Scooby and Shaggy drank the potion the rotund witch gave them and they transformed into drag versions of Daphne and Velma. I thought I was going to toss my donuts. Wonder Woman was about to excuse herself and rush to the bathroom and vomit her dinner, it was that disgusting.

The evil fake magician was a full fledge evil wizard at the end; he turned the Mystery Machine into the Monster Machine and chased Freddy, Velma, and Daphne around the carnival. The van plowed into a booth full of Crappy, sorry, Scrappy Doo souvenirs; poetic justice for the mangy puppy that wrecked Scooby Doo.

The movie was ending and we both concurred that this movie belonged in the pile of other disastrous Scooby movies: Witch’s Ghost, Where’s My Mummy, Monster of Mexico, Pirates Ahoy, and all the Crappy, dang it, Scrappy episodes.

There was one thing I didn’t understand, I turned to Wonder Woman and asked, “How did something like that…come from that (if you seen the movie, you’d know what I’m talking about for those of you in Palm Beach). Diana grabbed my shirt and purred, “I’ll show you,” as she pulled me into her delicious intoxicating red lips.

It’s good to be the sidekick!

Ryan Wolf: PAM Instructor

Ryan Wolf is currently assisting Lady Blue's never ending quest to pass her PAM (Pirate Anger Management for those of you reading in Palm Beach, Florida) class. Blue-chan has made great strides and her insurance rates have plummeted, but, the fair buxom sandalwood blue haired ninja babe still has more to do.

Embolden by this, Ryan has taken on another student, the buxom raven haired Lady Black. Lady Black, after several stammering, stuttering, spittling minutes, successfully passed her very first test by saying, "Pirates are my friends." Of course, Ryan had to chain her down and ground the chains with a lightning rod so he would'nt be electrocuted in the process.

Lady Black's next assignment is to say, "Pirates are my friends," without summoning a near electrical storm.