Ryan's Superheroine Sidekick Extraordinaire's Tip 304

(Can't believe I forgot to post this this morning >.<)

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It's Halloween night and I know what you're thinking. You're going to party hardy all night long and wake up with a worse migraine than I did after I ate half of a pepperonni swiss cheese pizza.

May I suggest volunteering for duty? Yes, that means patrolling the streets with the resident goddess. She will attest that Halloween night is the most dangerous night for a superheroine. She needs your support. It's the one night a year the space-time continuum clashes with the ghastly astral plane as well as other unspeakable ethereal wonders.

After you saved the day she'll more than adequately thank you for your help. Trust me. Next morning you'll be saying, "It's good to be the sidekick!"

Velcome

Velcome...to the end of the month. I do hope you enjoyed your stay here. I...look forward to your next visit. Until next time...

Yes, Amy is a Distraction

No Amy! You're supposed to distract the other team, not the Dolphins!

Pic from Jackson1245 Flicker account

Dolphins are still finding new ways to lose... (2011-100th post)

But we still got the hottest cheerleader in the NFL! Amy!

Pic from Jackson1245 Flickr account

Flashback Oct 26, 2008

It didn't look good for the Dolphins on the Sunday before Halloween. The were trailing to their arch-rival Buffalo Bills 16-7. The Dolphins continued to play like a fish out of water. Miami had no choice but to release the Kraken.

The 7 tentacle mutated monster slivered down the sideline behind the gloating Buffalo bench, but one look at the hideous sea freak and the Bills turned into the Jills as their hearts fainted. Miami scored 18 unanswered points and the Bills got the spanking they so richly deserved as the Dolphins prevailed 25-16.

The picture above is the Kraken...it's never been seen since...

Bucs Drop London Game

Meagan tried to distract the Chicago Bears Sunday in London. Alas, the Bears prevailed 24-18.

More Most Common Superpower

Our heroine has been defeated by a mermaid! However, did you notice even when unconscious her enchanted bra somehow manages to keep her inside? You can see her strings straining as they keep her in check. Truly an amazing power all superheroines possess!