Yup. It was those damned black helicopters; they secretly engaged their cloaking devices they received from the Romulan Star Empire in the early morning hours of September 11, 2001.
Once the invisible aircraft were in position they fired their quantum torpedoes, the ones they received from Section 31 of the United Federation of Planets, and hit the World Trade Towers and the Pentagon.
Meanwhile, high above in Earth Orbit, the Evil Galactic Empire ISD fired a Turbo Laser into an empty Pennsylvania field; making it look like Flight 93 crashed, while in reality it landed at a top secret Majestic 12 airfield. Everybody on board was put in the Federal Witness Protection Program.
The planes that struck the towers were really holographic images from the USS Enterprise-E that was along side the Imperial Star Destroyer that fired into the Pennsylvanian field.
Yup. The truth is out there, that's what Agent Fox Mulder told me on September 12, 2001.
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