Happy Valentine's Day!

 

 

Red Sonja sneered, “Nay.”

“Not on this sickening day.”

She pulled back her bow

And she let it go.

There would be no roll in the hay,

for Cupid was killed this day.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Ryan's Superheroine Sidekick Extraordinarie's Tip #46

It’s the day after Valentine’s Day and you say you still haven’t gotten that special heroine in your life a little something for Valentines? Been there, don’t that; never fear, I’m here to help! Albeit I’ve had mitigating circumstances, of course; unless you had an engine flame out over the North Atlantic, Megatron raising his ugly puss, or too busy bombing Dr. Doom’s royal castle. Your voluptuous heroine is not going to be pleased, to put it mildly. May I suggest two dozen roses, boxes of chocolate, and a few romantic candle lit dinners? If that doesn’t help, congratulations, you just regained your freedom, unless of course, she doesn’t put you into the hospital.