The Ghost of Christmas Moose

This is my Christmas story for 2008. Sadly, I've been too busy to finish it. So, here's what I have so far; the last few paragraphs I added on this morning. Enjoy!

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Double Trouble, Lady Blue and Dana Tan, was busy getting the Blue's Tavern into the Festive Christmas Spirit. Mistletoe hung from the ceiling, green and red banners hung from the rafters, a large naked Douglas fir was sitting in the back corner as Mannheim Steamroller's Christmas music filled the air.

Lady Blue was wearing her elf hat, complete with the mistletoe dangling in front of her cute face. She was happily humming a few Christmas songs when the phone rang; the Christmas Kunoichi picked it up and answered it.

Scant seconds later the festive ninja was not so jolly; "Uh, ah," Blue stammered as anime sweet drops formed on her little blue haired head. "Can you hang on for a second?" Blue asked as she walked over to Dana; the buxom ninja handed the phone over to the petite ninja, "It's for you!"

"Hello?" a puzzled Dana asked. She waited for the person on the other end to reply; Miss Murder smiled, "Hey girl, what's up?"

As Dana was conversing on the phone Lieutenant Ryan Wolf, United States Naval Air Force, walked in the door carrying a large Christmas Scooby Doo bag. He shut the door behind him and was promptly mugged by a blue haired elf.

"Ryan-kun!" she exclaimed as she gave the naval Wolf a bear hug.

"Blue-chan!" he smiled as he returned the bear hug, "Mmm! Good to see you!"

The two broke away and Blue tilted her head as she put her hands behind her back. "Ahem, Ryan-kun…You're forgetting something," she stated as she pointed to the mistletoe dangling in front of her pretty little face.

"But of course!" he exclaimed and put the Scooby Doo bag down; he gave his favorite buxom Kunoichi a big smooch, one that warmed up his cold body. He wanted to give his favorite petite Kunoichi a big smooch too, but she was busy talking on the phone.

Dana turned the phone off, placed it down on the counter and walked over to the pilot. They warmly embraced as they closed their eyes. They opened them as the partly separated; Ryan smiled as he pointed up, "You're forgetting something?"

Dana shook her head, "What?"

"Mistletoe," Ryan smiled.

The deadly, yet beautiful, ninja smiled and shared a slow passionate kiss with Ryan as Blue watched. Lady Blue's little blue heart melted as she watched her dear friends kiss. She was beaming as she placed her hands upon her large bosoms; Bluey closed her eyes and smiled a warm smile. It was good to see her two best friends finally getting together, but Dana, like Blue was Kunoichi. She knew that Ryan would need the combined forces of the United States Military to tie Dana down, but she was still hoping for the impossible.

Meanwhile, as the snow gently fell upon the frozen tundra outside the tavern, a massive ominous four footed shadow emerged from the Haunted Woods. It quickly took form of a titanic majestic snickering bull moose; the snickering monstrosity stopped at a window of Lady Blue's tavern and peeked inside.

As Ryan and Dana continued Blue's sentimental heart melting kiss Lady Blue eyed the jerky moose as it peered in. A shifty grin formed on her fair face as Dana and Ryan broke away.

Ryan immediately recognized that look from their mad capped Alaskan misadventure, "Blue, what are you looking at?"

"That jerky moose is back, Ryan-kun," she replied keeping that crazed shifty grin.

"What moose?" Ryan replied looking at the window.

"Moose?" Dana said as she put her head back. "We haven't had a moose sighting here since Chp filled in for Rocky, the flying squirrel." Chp, the Green Lantern Squirrel, momentarily filled in for Rocky after Bullwinkle accidentally stepped on the flying squirrel's furry tail. The ratings went through the roof as women of all kinds tuned in to watch the cutest squirrel in the galaxy play Rocky; alas, the Green Eyed Monster wielded its ugly emerald eyes and Rocky came back before he was ready and the show tanked.

The investigative trio went outside to see if the moose was still there; it didn't take a Kunoichi's keen sense of tracking to see that they weren't any moose tracks in the soft fluffy white snow.

"I know I'm not crazy. I saw that jerky moose! I saw him, I saw him!" an excited Blue exclaimed as Ryan and Dana just looked at each other as Blue continued to rant and rave shaking her balled fist for the not so believing duo to see, "I'm telling you. I saw that snickering moose!"

"Um, Blue," Ryan replied, "You didn't perchance get that fir from the Haun…"

The hot shot pilot didn't get a chance to finish as Dana slapped her warm hand over his mouth; you could see her breath escape from her gritted teeth, she leaned over and snarled, "Don't give her any ideas."

The gentle snow started to fall harder as the petite kunoichi removed her soft hand from the Wolf's careless mouth. Unfortunately as the white soft puffs of snow fell hard, Lady Blue's infamous ADHD kicked in; she narrowed her blue brows and seethed, "I see you, you jerky moose! Come back here and face Lady Blue, you, you coward!" The buxom ninja babe launched herself into the near blizzard as Ryan and Dana sighed and shook their heads.

Ryan looked over at the lovely petite ninja babe; the two exchanged blank stares and shrugged their shoulders. Wolf asked as he wrapped his arm strong heater around Dana's curvy waist, "Would you like an apple cider donut and a cup of hot chocolate to down it with?"

"Mmm, babe. You know it!" Tan purred as she wrapped her arm around Ryan. They turned around and looked back over their shoulders and gave the vanishing crazed rabid ninja one last look.