Wonder Woman Pic of the Day!

In today's exciting thrilling action packed blog Wonder Woman goes bowling for bad guys!

Lara Croft

Lara Croft, Alison Carroll, the buxom Tomb Raider is back and she has something that wants to share with Ryan.

The Navy's New Recruitment Poster!

I think it's wonderful!

RIP: Beaux

1996-2009

Oh My MIAMI!

I just found out that one of my all time favorite Miami Dolphin Cheerleaders, Jaime Edmondson, is going to be on the next Amazing Race! Woo! Don't get too happy boys, she's a certified police officer, she'll bust you in a heart beat!

What Really Happened on 9/11

Yup. It was those damned black helicopters; they secretly engaged their cloaking devices they received from the Romulan Star Empire in the early morning hours of September 11, 2001.

Once the invisible aircraft were in position they fired their quantum torpedoes, the ones they received from Section 31 of the United Federation of Planets, and hit the World Trade Towers and the Pentagon.

Meanwhile, high above in Earth Orbit, the Evil Galactic Empire ISD fired a Turbo Laser into an empty Pennsylvania field; making it look like Flight 93 crashed, while in reality it landed at a top secret Majestic 12 airfield. Everybody on board was put in the Federal Witness Protection Program.

The planes that struck the towers were really holographic images from the USS Enterprise-E that was along side the Imperial Star Destroyer that fired into the Pennsylvanian field.

Yup. The truth is out there, that's what Agent Fox Mulder told me on September 12, 2001.

Conspiracy Theories

I know we all have our Constitutional Right to speak and spew our idiocy, but why do these morons that are always wrong continue to regurgitate their asininity?

NASA launched the Galileo probe to explore Jupiter, it had plutonium as its power source; these buffoons stated that when the craft dove down into the planet's atmosphere and the plutonium would detonate. Jupiter would become our second sun and the New World Order would be ushered in!

Black Helicopters were everywhere in the 1990s, now they're nowhere. But the saddest thing is that the theorist were right! I have a photo of a black helicopter on the top of the page, they existed! Proof Positive!

The last few weeks saw a fury in all types of failed theories. Bush and Cheney would stage a false flag event so they could reinstate the draft, announce a dictatorship, and invade Iran.

This next one makes me cringe since I'm a Christian, this one man died and had a vision of Jesus. Yes, I believe that Jesus is the Savior of mankind, but I think that this guy is a nut case. This theory also popped up just a few days before the Inauguration; Jesus told the man that Bush would be the last American President, Obama would never be sworn in World War III will start (We're already fighting World War III-War on Terror is everywhere), and America would be basically annihilated, then Jesus would return to Earth and rapture His believers. Well, America and the Christians are still here.

That's about it, wait, I just stumbled upon something new. It seems jet contrails are making people sick. It seems they're spraying toxic chemicals or EVIL biological agents which in turn will make you very very sick.

I personally think these people are very very sick.

New Tomb Raider Model

Alison Carroll!

Busched-Sneak Peek

I'm finally getting to a story that I outlined after a visit to Busch Gardens, it'll be my second "The Day after Thanksgiving" type story. Ryan meets with Santa Claus to discuss the Jolly Ol' Elf's Christmas flight of joy.

However, when Ryan arrives the elves are on edge and Santa gives him some disturbing news about his lady friends. Wonder Woman's alter ego whisks Ryan away for a weekend of cold and rain at Busch Gardens, Tampa; as usual, things don't go well for our heroic fighter pilot, but when do things?

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It was an unseasonably cold 36 degrees when my F/A-37 Talon landed at Canaveral AFS on 28 Nov 08. It quietly took shelter inside a warm hardened hanger as AH-64 Long Bow helicopters hovered above in the nail biting wind. My bird started to take her well deserved nap as I popped the canopy open.

I climbed down my ladder and was greeted by Santa Claus’s lead security elf. The not so jolly elf was wearing sunglasses darker than my aviator sunglasses and coldly demanded, “She’s not here, is she?”

“Uh, who?” I asked looking around the busy hanger.
“Her?” he snapped.

“Who?” I asked putting my hands out.

“Lady Blue.”

“No,” I flatly replied, “She’s up to her pretty bosoms in pirates.”

“Good,” the curt elf replied and nodded his head.

Hey Dell, CATCH!

I have just received an email from Dell stating that my new computer has been delayed and will not be shipped until the 26th; eleven days later than the original date. I turned the matter over to Lieutenant Ryan Wolf of the United States Navy, since I'm the Idiot behind him. He stated that he'd call in an air strike. Beautiful.

Random Stuff

Nothing like awaking to a headache on a cold morning. >.<

I hate it when you start outlining a short story based upon real life and it suddenly becomes a novel. "Busched" is becoming just that, I'll get to it once my creativity returns.

A dear sweet friend of mine, I won't mention her name but her piccy is featured in today's blog, threatened to smash me because I forgot her in my Top 5 Comic babes. I told her I haven't gotten to my Top 5 Comic bad girls; one problem. I've only come up with a Top 4! >.<

I'm tempted to call in an air strike on a certain web page for it's constant gaffs this morning...blogger

SPLAT!

That sound you just heard was my creativity hitting the proverbial brick wall, the creative juices don't seem to be flowing in the first few weeks of 2009. Sure, I almost have one story done and started outlining another, but I usually have two done by now. I can't seem to find a good ending to the first story and can't get the second one past the four paragraphs.

So, I'll try and kick start the problem by going back to the stories I didn't finish in 2008 and there were plenty of them, like the photo at the top. Tara Wolf and Lady Blue will be disguised as NFL cheerleaders while investigating mysterious disappearances by NFL cheerleaders. Captain America and Ryan Wolf will also be in the area should the fair ladies need backup.

The Tick vs Lady Blue, another wacky zany mad capped adventure of Ryan and his Blue-chan.

1943, Ryan somehow gets sent back to World War II America. Yes, he meets up with Captain America, Wonder Woman and a Japanese Imperial Lady Blue!

That's not mentioning editing Ryan and Blue's erotic, er, exotic, adventure in frigid Alaska: Ivan the Stinky! I can't forget editing Ryan and Dana Tan's view point of the Invasion of Latveria to rescue Lady Blue from Dr. Doom.

Well, that's it for today, maybe a donut will snap me out of this dry spell, but I'm out of donuts.

Ryan Wolf's Top 5 Comic Babes!

1. Wonder Woman

Who else could be Number One? What more can a red blooded American male ask for in Wonder Woman? She runs around in skimpy patriotic attire; she has a bald eagle spread across her Amazonian Mountain range. This buxom brunette blue eyed babe has been haunting Ryan's dreams since he first laid eyes upon Lynda Carter.

Ryan Wolf's Top 5 Comic Babes!

2. Spider-Woman


This voluptuous dark hair babe can lure you into her exotic web by emitting pheromones. Jessica Drew, however, doesn't need them to snare a certain sea going Wolf. Marvel comics had planned to give Spider-Woman her own title in March of 2009, but those plans have hit a wall, much to Ryan's disappointment.

Ryan Wolf's Top 5 Comic Babes!

3. Ms. Marvel

Finally! A melt in your mouth blonde bombshell! Colonel Carol Danvers of the USAF outranks our favorite USN flyboy, but that doesn't stop Ryan from helping the sultry sex kitten fight hideous monstrous mutated freaks of nature out in the New Mexico desert.

Ryan Wolf's Top 5 Comic Babes!

4. The Huntress

What's not to like about a sultry buxom brunette that shows a sexier mid drift than Shania Twain and runs around in purple hot pants. It's a half moon in Gotham every time you see her!

On a side note, she can kick your sorry butt too, just ask the poor soul in the scan.

Ryan Wolf's Top 5 Comic Babes!

5. Sara Pezzini

NYPD Lieutenant Sara Pezzini is the reluctant bearer of the Witchblade; hard not to like a babe that has her clothes ripped to sub atomic particles everytime her ancient mystical weapon comes to life! Thankfully the Witchbabe, er, Witchblade doesn't allow Sara to get sick; it's a good thing too, imagine all those nasty chest colds she's avoided over the years. Look for Sara in two of my next three 2009 short stories.

Ryan Wolf's Top 5 Comic Babes!

Honorable Mention: Lara Croft

I know she's technically a video game babe, but she did have her own comic book and it did reach 50 issues. They were supposed to give her a second series but that sadly has it a wall; Lara makes the list thanks to largely to gratuitous bikinis, tight fitting attires, and loose fitting attires, like this one from issue 28. How she got away with it is beyond me, but I'm glad she did!

RIP: HP a1020n

It's official. I got the word from the computer store, my 2005 HP is dead. It's the computer that has ALL my old stories and some of my scans; thankfully the hard drive is still accessible and the files will be transferred to the new computer. Alas, a new computer means...vista. Yuck, I just stuck my tongue out as I type this.

However, the whole incident gave me an idea for a short story; yes, it involves donuts. Sadly the Dunkin Donuts I visited after dropping off the laptop had little to offer, the shelves were practically empty! The girl behind the counter flashed me a nervous smile, I said something along the lines that I'll be back and left with my lousy $5! LOL