DOLPHINS WIN!!!!

I quote the Greatness that was Jim Mandich...

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Good God Almighty!

What a sensational play!

That was just magnificent!

Alright Miami!

Amy and the rest of girls are smiling!

Ryan's Superheroine Sidekick Extraordinaire's Tip 308

Eclairs. Yes, I said eclairs. It's best to stock up on them or know of a tasty bakery that can give you a dozen of these scrumptious pastries on a moment's notice. These sinful treats can melt the most harden perturbed heroines ice cold steel heart.

Hypothetically let's say you promised Hellcat dinner and a movie, but teeny weeny stuff seems to interfere with the date. I mean trivial stuff like leading a US Naval Airstrike against Libya, assisting Lieutenant Colonel Lennox on a classified NEST operation in Chicago, and quelching an Occupy Gotham riot. Defending Western Civilization can be a bear.

Present those rich and creamy pastries to her and you're out of the doghouse. Make sure you take her immediately on that dinner/movie date. She'll curl up in a ball and nuzzle next to you all night. The worse thing that could happen is you waking up with the words, "Hellcat wuz here," written in permanent black marker all over your chest.

Trust me

Ryan's Superheroine Sidekick Extraordinaire's Tip 305

Congratulations on graduating from Superheroine Sidekick Academy! Now comes the tough job of picking out what city you want to be in and the heroine's shapely rear you watch. Miami is the place to be. Miami Task Force always has the finest recruits. The current batch is no exception. Remember to keep in mind Miami has lots of temptations, be sure you are up to the task. If so, life in Miami can be very rewarding.

(Yes, 305 is the area code in Miami. I did this on purpose)

Ryan's Superheroine Sidekick Extraordinaire's Tip 304

(Can't believe I forgot to post this this morning >.<)

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It's Halloween night and I know what you're thinking. You're going to party hardy all night long and wake up with a worse migraine than I did after I ate half of a pepperonni swiss cheese pizza.

May I suggest volunteering for duty? Yes, that means patrolling the streets with the resident goddess. She will attest that Halloween night is the most dangerous night for a superheroine. She needs your support. It's the one night a year the space-time continuum clashes with the ghastly astral plane as well as other unspeakable ethereal wonders.

After you saved the day she'll more than adequately thank you for your help. Trust me. Next morning you'll be saying, "It's good to be the sidekick!"

Velcome

Velcome...to the end of the month. I do hope you enjoyed your stay here. I...look forward to your next visit. Until next time...

Yes, Amy is a Distraction

No Amy! You're supposed to distract the other team, not the Dolphins!

Pic from Jackson1245 Flicker account

Dolphins are still finding new ways to lose... (2011-100th post)

But we still got the hottest cheerleader in the NFL! Amy!

Pic from Jackson1245 Flickr account