Blue Vs Tan

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Dana Tan was finally back from her sabbatical, much to the relief of Lieutenant Ryan Wolf and Lady Blue, especially Ryan. He had hatched a mischievous, no, that’s not a strong enough word; more like a naughty plot in his devious mind that he wanted oh so desperately to see come to fruition.

Ryan waited for the super sexy Kunoichi ninja to be by herself at the counter; Dana’s last customer left and she began wiping down the counter when the lieutenant sat down in front of her. The beautiful yet deadly petite ninja looked up and warmly smiled, “Ryan!”

“Hello Dana,” he smiled.

Dana leaned over and gave him a friendly hug; one that Ryan was eager to return, “Mmm, I missed you.”

He closed his eyes, returned the hug and replied, “I missed you too.”

The two broke apart and Dana said, “Thanks for help keep an eye out on the tavern.”

Ryan dismissed it with a wave of his hand, “Think nothing of it Dana, it was the least I could do.”

Dana flipped her head smiling away as she snickered, “You did a good job; Blue didn’t blow it up.”

Ryan laughed for a moment and replied smiling, “It wasn’t easy.”

Dana reached under the counter and pulled out an ice cold Coke and a donut; she placed them in front of Ryan. She leaned forward, rested her chin on her hand and said, “I heard there’s trouble in paradise.”

The fighter pilot took a sip of his ice cold soda and replied, “We had a Tribble infestation and I accidentally fried a dozen Tribbles; the Health Department was on the way and I had no choice but get rid of them. I iced the Tribble donuts and gave them to Mandy.” He took a deep breath and continued, “Blue wound up with Captain America.”

“CAPTAIN AMERICA!” a stunned Dana declared as she picked up her head, “CAPTAIN AMERICA?”

“Ya, my bosom chum,” he softly stated.

She placed her soft hand on his and squeezed it.

“I’m so glad you’re back,” a sly Ryan huffed as he confessed, “I don’t think I could have taken much more of her bragging how she’s the greatest Kunoichi the world has ever seen or will see.” He stuck out his tongue and continued, “It was getting nauseating.”

“I bet,” Dana agreed.

“That and she kept boasting that she’s the best damned pole dancer in Gotham,” Ryan finished as he calmly took another hit of ice cold caffeine.

“SHE WHAT?!” Dana boisterously thundered as she shot straight up. The snarling angry ninja continued, “I’M the greatest pole dancer! She’s just some rank amateur wannabe.”

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Step One had been implemented perfectly. Now it was time to initiate Step Two.

“Ryan-kun,” Blue warmly smiled, closed her violet eyes as she hugged her Ryan-kun.

“Blue-chan,” the sneaky Wolf replied as he returned her warm embrace.

“I just talked to Dana,” Ryan stated as if he were searching for words, “She, uh, said the reason she went on the sabbatical was to attend the World Championship of Tiddly Winks.”

“WHAT?!” Blue exclaimed as she narrowed her violet eyes, “I didn’t know they were having it.”

“She, uh, privately confessed,” Ryan continued as he cleared his throat, “Purposely went through your mail and ripped up the invitation. She’s now the World Champion.”

Blue was irate, “But I’M the best tiddly winks player! She’s just some rank amateur wannabe!” The fuming Kunoichi stormed out of the room and headed off for the tavern with Ryan hot on her tail, so to speak, as he grinned ear to ear.

Step Two was shaping up perfectly as Blue threw the entrance door wide open and stormed inside; Ryan continued to sport a mischievous grin as he entered.

“How DARE you!” Blue thundered as she walked into the tavern.

“How dare YOU!” Dana countered as she twirled around.

Blue put a slender finger on Dana’s chest and pushed her best friend, “You KNOW that I’m the Greatest Tiddly Winks Player…YOU'RE just a pathetic wannabe!”

Dana snarled and returned fire as she put her index finger between Blue’s massive Mt. Fuji’s, “I’m the best damned pole dancer in Gotham! Your boobs would get in the way!”

“You’re just breast envious!” Blue gnarled.

“You’re just jealous that Ryan finds me more attractive,” Dana replied calmly as she stuck her tongue out at her best friend as she folded her arms over her modest chest. Blue squeaked in rage.

Suddenly Ryan stepped in between his two favorite Kunoichis before they could do anything else. “Ladies! Ladies! Let’s settle this in a friendly matter,” he said as he wrapped his strong arms around each of their delicate waists. “I know you’re best of friends yet the fiercest of competitors so,” Ryan paused and pulled out two dental floss bikinis that would barely cover one square inch of feminine flesh, “Let’s settle this in a friendly oil wrestling match?”

“Deal!” the super sexy deadly ninjas agreed in stereo as they shook each other's hands. Ryan, inwardly howled in delight at the full moon.

Ryan was dressed in a black and white striped referee shirt and black shorts as Dana and Blue walked up to the tiny make shift pool full of oil in their skimpy dental floss bikinis; Tara, dressed in a black and white striped Brazilian bikini, stood next to him. She huffed as she placed her hands on her soft delicate curvy hips, “I can’t believe you talked me into this.”

Ryan simply winked at her, causing Tara to roll her eyes. She muttered, “You’re pathetic.” as a cocky Blue and Dana stopped and faced each other; their breasts slightly touching.

“Oh my God,” Tara whispered gazing upon the size differential. Blue could smother Dana with ease; this wasn’t exactly going to be a fair fight.

Much to Tara's chagrin, Blue suddenly pulled out a bottle of oil from goodness knows where. Turning on her deadly charm, Blue gave Ryan an eyeful as she shifted cutely to the side, rewarding Ryan with a generous helping exposed vivacious flesh; the tiny strings from her bikini strained under the luscious curves of her well endowed figure. She purred, “Wanna oil me down Ryan-kun?”

“Why I’d be delighted!” Ryan exclaimed as he reached for the bottle of oil.

Tara quickly intercepted it. “Oh no you don’t, fly boy! You’re supposed to be impartial,” Tara stated as she took the bottle of oil and pushed Blue back a few inches.

Dana smugly smiled and stealthily crept up to Ryan while Tara was distracted. She asked Ryan in her sweetest maple syrup voice, “Ryan, my dear, would you like to oil me up?”

“Why I’d be delighted to!” Ryan exclaimed as mischievous thoughts filled his mind; this was going better than he hoped it would! He took the bottle of oil; Dana continued to wear her smug smile like a satisfied cat at the unbelieving Blue and Tara. Blue’s left eye twitched uncontrollably as Tara’s right one joined in on the fun.

Dana turned her head, closed her eyes, and purred, “Oh Ryan, your hands are just soooo strong,” as he gently rubbed the oil onto her soft shoulders. She opened one eye and smirked at Blue and Tara as their mouths slowly fell to the floor; Dana closed her eyes and continued to egg on her best friend, “Oooh Ryan, don’t stop my dear.” She turned her flawless shiny body to him, sighing sensually. "Put some…right there…"

Blue’s blood began to boil; she gritted her teeth, “Oil me, Tara.” A small plan was brewing in her head.

Meanwhile, Dana kept her back to Ryan as he reached around her with his oily hands and rubbed her flat, well-toned stomach. “Mmm,” she purred as she closed her eyes; she turned her head towards him and continued, “Keep this up and we’ll continue that dance that Commander Bond broke up.”

“I was hoping you’d say that,” Ryan lowly replied in her ear. His mind raced back to that night at Joes. The paranoid Kunoichi dressed in a deep V cut mini black dress began to sway her hips for him; Ryan painted her entire sweet ninja frame with his eyes. Dana knew she had snared the Wolf; she ran wrapped her arms around his neck, their noses practically touched as Dana slowly reeled in her catch until the pompous arrogant Commander Bond stepped in.

The disappointed Kunoichi refused and went back to the bar; her dark eyes fell on ace pilot on last time before she reluctantly rose from her chair as the frustrated lieutenant targeted her rear with his eagle eyes and watched her leave as her well oiled hips churned from side to side. The bodacious Dana warmly smiled and placed her soft hand on his cheek causing Tara to nearly turn green with nausea while turning Blue green with envy.

Tara awkwardly oiled up Blue as Dana continued to purr away at Ryan’s masculine touch. Blue had had enough, and launched into her little plan. She suddenly let out a long, reverberating moan, “Oooooh Tara. Mmm, don’t stop.” The mischievous kunoichi went on all fours, presenting her curvaceous rump to Tara's hands, facing Ryan in such a way that he had a perfect view of her luscious body, down to his favorite breasts. She winked at Tara, causing the Jedi to blush. However, even Tara caught on to what Blue was doing, and slid her hand down Blue's curves, leaving a glistening trail of oil in its wake. Ryan's eyes nearly popped out of his skull.

However, Dana coolly opened her eyes and smirked at Blue as she grabbed Ryan's hands and brought them to her modest 36c chest. "Don't you think that these….may need a little oil?" she asked as he began to obligingly rub. Blue’s blood continued to secretly boil violently as Dana placed her hands atop of the navy pilot’s.

“So she wants to play games, huh?” Blue mumbled under her breath. The deadly Kunoichi rolled over onto her back, laying sensually in a pose that was completely irresistible as she placed her arms slightly over her head. She took several calculated deep breaths, causing her massive breasts to heave as she breathed, “Ryan-kun, wouldn’t you rather oil my chest?”

“What’s the matter Bluey, scared I’ll steal Ryan from you?”

That was the proverbial straw that broke the camel’s strong back. A snarling cursing Blue jumped into action. She knocked Ryan out of the way as she tackled Dana into the ring.

Unfortunately a loud rip sounded as Blue and Dana landed in a big puddle of oil. It seems that Tara had grabbed a hold of Blue’s bikini strap to keep her from attacking. The skimpy strap couldn’t take the strain of Blue’s massive majestic mountain range and Tara’s grip, so it easily snapped exposing Blue’s impressive oily breasts.

Blue pinned Dana’s shoulders to the bottom of the pool; Dana thrashed her sexy petite body vainly trying to break the pin. Much to Blue’s chagrin Ryan was so distracted by the gratuitous amounts of glistening flesh that was being exposed that by the time he fell to the floor and counted to two, Dana had somehow flipped a shoulder up.

The blue haired ninja smirked as another idea raced into her mind. Dana clenched her pearly whites as she struggled to free herself. Blue leaned over and smothered her best friend with her all encompassing chest; she wrapped her arms around Dana’s thrashing oily legs and pinned Dana back into the puddle of oil.

Again, the mischievous Wolf was momentarily distracted by Blue-chan’s practically naked Asian goddess body. Dana somehow slipped out of Blue’s grasp before he could count to three.

An arrogant Blue slid up to Dana, priming for another attack. But before she could strike the slender kunoichi could strike, Dana wrapped her long sexy oily legs around Blue’s neck and rolled her over. A determined Dana sat on Blue’s neck as she pulled the buxom ninja’s legs up into the air.

Blue kicked feverishly as Dana thundered, “Now, Ryan!”

“One!” Ryan said as he slapped the floor with his hand. A worried Blue looked over as Ryan’s hands kissed the floor again, “Two!” Things were not looking good for her, until she slowly leaned to one side, the pure weight of her breasts pushed her and Dana over; breaking Ryan’s count.

The two combatants separated and regrouped, Ryan’s naughty eyes went back and forth between Blue’s exposed heaving breasts and Dana’s thong clad sweet ass. He couldn’t decide which one he wanted to win, either way he won! Blue was his lover and Dana was the one that always got away. However, things seemed to have changed since her glorious return.

The two rapidly breathing Kunoichi sized each other up as they slowly walked in a circle; Ryan was practically drooling as he watched the oil drip and slide off of their perfect bodies. It was just as he had foreseen. The two dueling Kunoichi had no idea that they had been set up by him as they clashed again.

Their slippery hands struggled to control the other; Dana grabbed Blue’s thong and gave it a secure yank. Blue’s eyes widen momentarily as it rubbed against her clit. Her angry eyes narrowed, “Why you little bitch!” She grabbed Dana’s bikini top and ripped it off as well as her thong.

Dana let out a moan as Blue ripped her bottoms off. Dana was now fully exposed, giving Ryan quite an eyeful. Undaunted, Dana gave Blue one more yank on her thong; Blue let out an uncontrolled gasp before Dana returned the favor and ripped it off.

Both naked Asian goddesses began to intermingle their limbs as they slithered and struggled to gain the upper hand. Blue slowly regained the advantage, she put her hands on Dana’s shoulders and pinned her to the floor. However Blue was on all fours and her sweet oily ass was sticking straight out to where Ryan could see EVERYTHING.

Ryan was too busy gawking at it to count; all he could think of was grabbing her hips and making love to her. An irked Blue turned around and hissed, “Ryan-kun! I know I have a beautiful ass, but can you please COUNT!”

The ravenous Wolf fell to the floor and started to count as Blue flashed Dana a smug smile, “I win.”

“’Fraid not Bluey!” Dana answered as she wrapped her oily sexy legs around Blue and rolled them over.

Dana grabbed Blue’s wrists; her petite body lay atop Blue’s buxom one. Dana’s modest chest covered Blue’s massive one as Blue struggled for freedom. Ryan could see Blue’s jiggling heaving chest trying to wiggle to freedom against Dana’s. He felt as if he died and went to heaven.

He lost all track of time and reality as he pondered the sinful possibilities of his two friends. He would love to have them at the same time; it was every guy’s dream! Ryan was a realist though, and knew that would never ever happen. A blank glaze covered his face as he lost himself in the frenzied Kunoichi battle and continued to daydream.

Suddenly Ryan found himself flying backwards. He hit the floor, skidded across and stopped at his bag. He looked up and saw a steaming Tara falling to the floor and starting to count.

The luscious ladies broke away before Tara could finish her count to three. Ryan evilly smiled; he was ready for just in case of an emergency. He picked up his bag and walked into the men’s room; he opened up his bag and pulled out the wolf skin that Blue gave him. He glanced back over at the door and smugly smiled.

Moments later as the tired naked Kunoichi’s were taking a breather, a midnight black ravenous drooling Werewolf landed between them. He easily threw the sexy women over his strong shoulders, effortlessly bounded up to a window as Blue purred, “Oh, Ryan-kun!”


He was gone before Tara could react except for thundering, “RYAN!!!!! Ryan, you flatulent little twit!” The Dark Jedi was too distracted to feel Red, the Naughty French Maid, running up to her. Red tackled Tara and pinned her to the floor. The smug Brit smiled as Tara's husband, Red Wolf walked out dressed in a referee attire. He fell the floor and started to count.

The frantic Wolf struggled to break the lock but couldn’t as Red neared and gave the pinned Wolf a little kiss.

“Three!” Red Wolf exclaimed and grabbed the French Maid's arm and threw it up victoriously; the victorious smiling maid looked down and placed her bare foot on Tara’s chest, “Care for two out of three, luv?”

Tara looked up and secretly winked.