Thursday, March 17, 2011

Ryan's Superheroine Sidekick Extraordinaire's Tip #76



It's St. Patrick's Day and you finally go a hot date with that jade haired buxom Brazilian goddess! Lucky you! Things will sure to be hot hot hot! I know the temptation of cooling off by drinking lots of green beer. Don't do it. One, you never know if a dastardly villain will attack during this time, crime takes no vacation or holiday. TWO...most importantly you want to be able to remember every vivid detail! If not, you'll be spending the rest of the night putting your head where God didn't design it. (Toilet for those of you reading in Port St. Lucie, Florida)

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