Once in a while I will stumble upon a comic online and it will catch my attention, like Tomb Raider #28. Tarot #64 is much the same.
It's Friday night and the Skeleton Man, my nominee for worst all time hero, is by all himself working out. Licorice Dust comes by to tell him to tell Tarot to, "Stay away from my girlfriend, Boo." He tells her to tell her herself. The two exchange barbs, Licorice try's to hypnotize him. Jon turns away and grabs some bug spray. He sprays her nipple spiders, they die and fall off. She calls him a jerk and runs away as she does one of those, "Rot in Hell," type quips.
Meanwhile Tarot arrives back at her mansion, Licorice is waiting for her. "Stay away from my girl friend." Tarot says no and is promptly bitch slapped. She's gets her sweet ass kicked; our fiery red headed witch is groped, bitchslapped, bobbied smothered, massaged until page 13. This is where Tarot accidentally looks up into Licorice's eyes. She becomes the vampire's sexual puppet until page 16, where she awakes at the last panel.
Tarot returns the, "Stay away from my girlfriend, as she finally goes on the offensive; before she can kill Licorice with a wooden stake an armada bats come in and rescue Licorice.
Boo Cat is on her way to see Tarot when she nearly runs over Licorice. They exchange a few words, it was amazing to see how quickly the vampire's chest wound healed. Boo tells Dust to get in. She pulls up her shirt revealing her perky twins. They set off to tease the boys of Salem while Tarot tends to her wounds as she waits for a date that will never arrive.
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