It’s the day after Valentine’s Day and you say you still haven’t gotten that special heroine in your life a little something for Valentines? Been there, don’t that; never fear, I’m here to help! Albeit I’ve had mitigating circumstances, of course; unless you had an engine flame out over the North Atlantic, Megatron raising his ugly puss, or too busy bombing Dr. Doom’s royal castle. Your voluptuous heroine is not going to be pleased, to put it mildly. May I suggest two dozen roses, boxes of chocolate, and a few romantic candle lit dinners? If that doesn’t help, congratulations, you just regained your freedom, unless of course, she doesn’t put you into the hospital.
For any sidekicks who might have so miserably failed in your supportive duties I do pity you. After all, despite being the most beautiful and desirable women on the planet, we superheroines are also perceived as the most unattainable. Who has the ***** to ask one of us on a date? And even if someone does, it's likely to be ruined by some freakin' monster, villain or villainess on the rampage! It's then your job, dear sidekicks, to support that part of our egos. Do not fail us!
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