Friday, November 16, 2012

RIP: Twinkies

A moment of silence please, today is a sad day in America. Hostess shut its doors. No more Twinkies, Ding Dongs, and other tasty junk food. Its a shame too, I survived on those during my cadet and ensign days. I had a Twinkie for breakfast the day I shot down a MiG-29 over the Adriatic Sea back in 1999. Twas my first kill. I'm going to drown my sorrows in a ice cold 20oz bottle of Coca-Cola. (For those of you living in NYC, that is illegal thanks to your mayor.)

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