Santa Claus is making his list and checking it twice and I'm officially on the Naughty List. I have no idea how that happen. Me firing a live AIM-X-250 at Wonder Woman was a big misunderstanding back in January, it was a SHIELD exercise. Plus I received a promotion for that, thank you Black Widow!
I helped rid the world of Khadaphi. I led the Camel Express, bombing his fragile infrastructure. I helped rid the world of a tyrannical despot and I still made the Naughty List?
I rescued several heroines from harrowing situations and was handsomely rewarded for it too. Ultra Woman and I teamed up to stop the Villainess and her sexy evil hench-babe. Not once did I reveal the classified location of the Heroine HQ nor did I take advantage of Tania.
Sigh. I have 24 days to atone for my supposed naughtyness. Maybe I should ask Amy to put in the good word for me. Santa has a thing for her as well as the rest of the Miami Dolphin Cheerleaders...who can blame him?
That whole thing with Wonder Woman is a lot to get past, Lt!
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