It didn't look good for the Dolphins on the Sunday before Halloween. The were trailing to their arch-rival Buffalo Bills 16-7. The Dolphins continued to play like a fish out of water. Miami had no choice but to release the Kraken.
The 7 tentacle mutated monster slivered down the sideline behind the gloating Buffalo bench, but one look at the hideous sea freak and the Bills turned into the Jills as their hearts fainted. Miami scored 18 unanswered points and the Bills got the spanking they so richly deserved as the Dolphins prevailed 25-16.
The picture above is the Kraken...it's never been seen since...
That was no Kraken, Lt! Merely the Heroine League's "Task Force Miami" in disguise!
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