It's game day! Let's pretend that your favorite team is the Miami Dolphins and they are playing their arch-rival, the New York Jets. Miami is out of the running, but they can still wreck the Jets season by knocking them out of the playoffs.
The game is a nail biter, going into the last few minutes of the game. Miami holds a slim 16-10 lead with the Jets deep in Miami territory. Will Miami hold or will they sadly crumble like your accustomed to? You nearly bite your finger off as the Jets continue to drive.
Suddenly the Jet QB plays like Brett Favre and throws a pass right into the hands of a Miami Dolphin linebacker. He catches it and returns it into Jet territory, basically ending the Jets season. It's perfectly understandable for you to shoot to your feet screaming at the top of your lungs, "Go! Go! Go!". It's normal to jump around and clap your hands as loud as you can. The Dolphins pulled it out and wrecked the Jets season.
However, don't forget your superheroine is in the adjoining room. Her goddess body was ravaged by the latest dastardly weapon of Lex Luthor: The Migraine Projector. Your clapping, screaming, yelling is only going to make her migraine worse, you wouldn't want that on your conscious, would you?
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