Sometimes HQ will assign to to a mere mortal superheroine, it has it's advantages and disadvantages.
The advantage is she won't suddenly lose control of her powers during a romantic moment and crush your fragile rib cage, cause the roof to collapse on you, destroy an expensive Sleep Number Bed, accidentally send you back in time, or suffer other embarrassing feats of strength.
The disadvantages are distinct, she is a mere mortal. She is totally capable of succumbing to the same Bronchitis on top of Sinusitis that you contracted while battling the Villainess henchbabe out on the frozen tundra of Wisconsin no matter how fit she is or how well she takes care of that prime body of hers.
Spray everything with Lysol and do it again! Take separate showers, give her the bed and sleep out on the couch, constantly wash those hands of yours. I don't want to be in your shoes when she narrows her angry eyes and points to her throat as her scratchy voice growls, "You did this to me!"
That would be a good time to stock up on chocolates and flowers as well as putting back a weeks worth of pay. You're gonna need all that to get back on her good side once you nurse her back to health.
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