Confessions, Concussions, and Concessions

Last Thursday Ultra Woman, Star Spangled Girl, Mighty Melinda, and I were having a dress rehearsal for the Ultra Moon story. Everything was going fine until we had a freak accident, a roll down door decided it was going to come down by itself. My chivalric ever the officer and gentleman side kicked in. I shoved Mighty Melinda out of the way only to have the door kiss me twice on the left side of my forehead. Wouldn’t you know it would be the left side of my head, the side that’s been giving me grief since April 2007. The concerned buxom blonde trio immediately checked up on me. Mighty Melinda playfully reminded me that the door would’ve harmlessly bounced off of her, but she appreciated being ‘saved’.

My head was on fire, but I appeared to be fine. I was fine alright, you’d be too if three blonde scantily clad goddess were bent over you. I suffered a couple of minor scrapes, I was okay…that is until Saturday evening. I was at a Thanksgiving dinner when I started to feel some pressure just above my left eyebrow. Mild waves of nausea struck as I felt my strength go out with the nauseating tides. I went home and lied down, extreme dizziness struck. Thank God it left as soon as it hit.

I skipped chapel Sunday to rest. Wonder Woman heard about it and paid me a visit. She threatened to take me to the Navy hospital. So, I watched the Dolphin game lying down on my sofa. I took a nap at halftime and missed most of the second half.

I stumbled back into my living room after I heard Wonder Woman say, “Oh, they actually scored another touchdown.” I saw Reggie Bush triumphantly toss the pigskin into the stands. I weakly smiled; the Fins were on their way to another win.

I will be taking a few more days off to rest; my brain ever so often goes into a fog. I will pour over my Ultra Moon notes that I have written since the May of 2010. I may have to tweak the ‘Teaser’ I posted.

I leave you with yet another gratuitous pic of Amy that I found on NFL.com. I do thank them for posting it. It doesn’t have that nauseating watermark on it. =)