You love football. She likes football. You're in luck! Not too many sidekick's have heroines that like football. Count your many blessings my friend, not just because she can't see her toes. Be careful, however, she knows you better than you know the back of your hand. She knows all the signs. Listen to her, she's there to help you avoid a nasty let down, suffer a Adrenalin induced headache, or do something stupid during a celebration.
Case in point, I was watching my beloved Dolphins Sunday. I subscribe to the NFL ticket, yeah, I know the Dolphins are down this year, but they're still my team. The Fins may stink, but they still have the sexiest cheerleaders in the league! Anyhoo, I pumped my fist into the air when Fasano caught his first TD of the game as a stunned Task Force Kansas City watched from a few yards away. (See pic)
"YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" I thundered as Fasano stretched across the goal line scoring his second TD of the game.
"Ryan," my goddess calmly said (I won't reveal her ID, I don't want to endanger her.) "It's 14-3, they were up by the same score last week and blew it."
She was right, but I was still pumped. The D kept the pressure on and the score held up. The Dolphins scored again, it was 21-3. I started to sing the Miami Dolphin fight song. Yes, it's corny, but I love it! It beats that stupid, "That's another Miami Dolphin first down!" It's sad when things get so bad you have to celebrate First Downs.
Reggie Bush scampered untouched and the Dolphins were now in uncharted waters for 2011, 28-3. I started screaming, yelling, whooping, hollering. My buxom goddess did her part to try and calm me down. "Ryan, you're blood pressure. You're going to get a headache."
"Nonsense!"
Moments after Miami won 31-3 I placed my hand on my temples. I was burning up. A big headache was coming on me. I took to Excedrin Migraine pills and lie down. She gently kissed my temples and picked up my feet. She sat down and placed them on her lap. She picked up the remote and changed it to the Giants vs Belicheats.
It's good to be the sidekick!
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