Sunday, November 20, 2011

Ryan's Superheroine Sidekick Extraordinaire's Tip 324


Your goddess is a distraction. She may not mean to be one, but she is. Always be on the top of your game in order to avoid financial disaster.

You know her strengths and weaknesses. You know that she melts like an ice cube in the scorching August Miami sun for a Krispy Kreme donut. It’s nice that you bought her a dozen donuts and gave them to her. Its better that she rewards you with a kiss. Naturally you return the kiss. She plants another kiss on your lips. Again you return it. Things heat up, clothes are shed and you two share a romantic moment.

It’s only natural. It’s only natural for you to forget those two $5 bills that are still in your pants pocket. It’s natural to pick up your pants and toss them into the dirty clothes hamper after your impromptu romantic encounter. It’s only natural for you two to share some afterglow in the shower. Chances are things might heat up again; naturally your change is an afterthought.

It’s also natural for you to repay her by doing the laundry. Remember to check your pants pocket for those $5 bills. If you don’t, you’ll be wondering what happened to them when you want to pay for another dozen of those silky smooth sinfully delicious donuts and you won’t be getting lucky.

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